I don't want to ruin it, but I have to get to the word count so I'm going to copy and paste the first paragraph from the blog:
"The British-English dictionary (f**k Webster’s) defines the verb form of coach as "to give special classes in sport or a school subject, especially privately, to one person or a small group." I scoff at that definition. The British-English dictionary hasn’t spent time shaping the lives of young men. The British-English dictionary hasn’t seen a leader of people inspire beyond the limits of what they believed was humanly possible. Coaching is pain. Coaching is power. Coaching is revolution.
Recently, I have embarked on a journey, nay, a crusade, in leading 8 young tributes in a basketball transformation. These young men did not have to sign up for 8th grade basketball at their middle school. They could have done P.E, but they are champions of destruction and P.E. is merely a forum for horseplay. Basketball is an opportunity to win all the horses and use their sperm to breed champion steeds."