GU BLOWS OUT xavier - JUST as I PREDICTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Hippity hop and a hoo-hah!

I haven't been this happy since the last time I got shrooms! And ATE THEM

(sple-DOINK)

What a way to kick off the new year. We absolutely dominated Xavier from the get-go, just as I predicted.

The other incredible part was what I like to call "ZagDepth." We were incredibly deep, especially off the bench.

Dower Power was the name of the game, bailing us out from sTOckTOn's unfortunate - and in my view temporary - problems (I still think he's headed for the NBA: you heard it here first! Remember his two threes in a row last night: CRITICAL). We beat a legitimate final four contender (now that they have all of their players back) AT THEIR HOUSE and WITH EASE. God I'd love to see a Xavier fan right now crying their eyes out. Can you imagine what it would be like knowing the whole next year was going to suck after being dominated by Gonzaga ????? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, INFERIORS!!!!! NOT MUCH I BET AND I AMMMMMM A GAMMMMMBLING MANNNNNNN

Once again Pango came through as well. He is rock solid. I think he will be a great mentor to young David S. as he continues to learn the ways of his father. Harris was brilliant and I hope Sacre dislocates ALL his joints if it helps him play like that? (hmmm....or not???? idk....)

I PERSONALLY guarantee we'll make the NCAAs this year. And you may recall that not one of my guarantees has ever been violated.

Huh, uh, WHAT????!!! hah ha hahhhhhhhhhh

VICTORY""YYYYYYYYYYYYY!11111

Finally, I hadn't seen my all-time favorite poster, gaz-tastic, in a while, and he nailed the boards during the game the way the Zags themselves dominated the real boards! That dude embroiders the concept of "true fan." If the Zags had a thousand more fans like him they would hardly have to play the games!

(ger-what?????)